My heart goes out to the nurses of the world: as part of their profession they willingly (have to, really) delve deep into the dirty sexual secrets of many an active patient to ensure dudes aren't walking around with their dicks falling off or ladies aren't pissing fire---and really a whole wealth of other skin-crawling conditions we'd do just as well to not dwell on. Do any of your stories/answers to your nurse hold a candle to these 15 clearly tumultuous sexual histories?