Might Wanna Lay Off of the Cheese

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Why Must Everyone Know About This?

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Worse Than Bad Cable

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If Apple ever got ahold of this idea, it'd blow those DirecTV commercials out of the water AND be one thousand times better than their current Whimsical Zooey commercial!

I've Discovered Too Much

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To Boldly Poop Where No Man Has Pooped Before

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Living in a Modern Age

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We already knew smartphones were an indispensable pooping tool, but every new excretory-related function we uncover continues to amaze.

Tweets Your Grandchildren Will Remember You By

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