They're Lucky She Didn't Do the Same With The Tip

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50 Swatches of Grey

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A True Audiophile

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By BullMoose
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They Said I Could Be Anything, But I Never Asked for This

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But What About the Boots?

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When Literalists Facebook

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Spinning Bono

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He'd be saying, "Help! Someone get me out of this box!"