From the submitter:
"Obviously one of my friends meant to send her comment to the earlier post about my wife being in the hospital, but the mistake was really good for a chuckle when I needed it."
Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.