Oh Well, Time to Use the 'Fast Hands' Perk

Favorite
call of duty,you win this round,girlfriends,relationships,video games,funny,dating
- -

Man, Call of Duty perks are a treasure trove of dirty puns! "Hardline," "Blind Eye," "Fast Hands," "Extreme Conditioning."

Get over here and play a video game!

Excuse You Little Missy, I'm Right Here!

Favorite
funny,mandeep,coca cola,failbook,g rated
- -

The Lens Flare Menace

Favorite
disney,JJ Abrams,lens flare,star wars,star trek into darkness,funny
- -

At the End of the Day...

Favorite
work day,gloves,prostate exam,funny
- -

You Know She's Getting Clingy

Favorite
twitter,girlfriend,detective work,clingy,funny,dating
- -

No Longer Counts as the US

Favorite
california,funny,idiots,us,tweet
- -

Funny Way to Spell Purple

Favorite
primary colors,colors,crayons,purple,funny
- -