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In a surprise Supreme Court ruling late late night, the justices announced replacing the "individual mandate" portion of the health care bill with a mandatory "Facebook post" clause. Before tax-payer dollars are used to perform surgeries, all cases will be uploaded to your profile and must receive a set number of 'likes' to be determined on a case-by-case basis.
I'm sure this is totally real and definitely not made with a fake twitter generator.
Let Me Tweet That For You, a new website, lets you write a fake tweet using anyone's Twitter handle. Go ahead, try it on.