Here we see Donald Trump breaking one of the core rules of the internet: "don't feed the trolls."

Well done indeed.

Following the announcement of Obama's victory last night, one of his most outspoken critics Donald Trump had an epic public breakdown on Twitter last night, laying down all the cliches in the amateur's guide to internet punditry (paraphrased):

• Ugh, Electoral College sucks.
• Democracy is dead to me.
• Guys, let's start a revolution.
• This country sucks now.

In a conspicuous attempt to divert the attention, Trump subsequently removed some of his tweets and even made room for a self-promo hashtag #TrumpCares to boast about sending relief supplies to Hurricane-damaged areas in Queens, but Salon has published screen captures of the highlights (shown left).

"Oh yeah... mmmmm... yeah! I'm so right all the time! Mmmmm... yeah... no one's righter than me!"

President Obama's birth certificate was just released to the press after years of speculation by some (like Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump) that he wasn't born in the USA.

When asked why The White House decided to deal with the issue, President Obama said simply, "We do not have time for this kind of silliness. We've got better stuff to do."