A social network prodigy discovers what the world looks like without Facebook. SPOILER: S**t gets kinda weird.

"...because we're not really gay."

A Brazilian ad agency came up with a campaign for Olla Condoms called called "Unexpected Babies" to scare the crap out of Brazilian men.

The condom campaign targets "specific guys and creates actual Facebook profiles for their unborn children (by tacking "Jr." on to their names), who then attempt to friend daddy."

I'm pretty sure it's against Facebook's rules to create profiles for someone who doesn't exist. Also, pregnancy scares are THE WORST. Why would you manufacture false ones? ¡Basta

Remember Jimmy Kimmel's "National UnFriend Day?" Well, it's one year later, and he's teamed up with William Shatner to offer sagely advice the... only... way... Shatner... can.

The real fun begins at :39.

"My Mom is new to facebook (and the internet in general). When she's having trouble she calls me. When I don't answer she leaves a voicemail. Enjoy!"