Nope, I want it burned...
Can YOU order Subway™ without stuttering, pausing, or hemming and hawing? Try it today!
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(You don't have to go to Subway if you don't want to. We're sure there are plenty of other fine sandwich establishments in your area. Hell, if you don't want a sandwich, maybe you could get Chinese instead. It's UP TO YOU)