It's ALWAYS a Contest

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It's ALWAYS a Contest
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Followed up by: "CEO nobody cares about announces he is super gay and supports Linux."

Siri is Also Suing Her Users for Defamation

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Siri is Also Suing Her Users for Defamation
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She claims that verbal abuse as a result of her not being able to find that one really good pizza place downtown has caused her significant emotional trauma. We called her and asked her to call us back for an interview. The only comment we received was "OK, from now on, I'll call you 'Us back for an interview.'"