Madonna Gleefully Admits to Her Illuminati Connections, Get Your Tinfoil

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Tidal is a new music streaming service recently acquired by Jay Z, who Madonna and many other musicians awkwardly promoted earlier this week. More importantly, WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

I'm Pretty Sure She Wants Us to Look Her Armpit Hair...

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Madonna recently posted this gem of a pic to Instagram sporting lacy lingerie and a near-closeup of her hairy pits. Perhaps this is a deliberate encore to her recent photo of herself dressed like Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones. It's just like Madonna to one-up herself. Kudos!

Exactly why she's hashtagged this "art for freedom" like it's some sort of revolutionary act is anybody's guess - because nobody has taken a stand against typical norms of feminine body hair, and certainly not anybody from the heady days of 60s and 70s feminist thought. Regardless, good on you I guess? Now to wait on the dozen think-pieces and overblown reactions over some hair that nobody really cares about!