Stop selfing yourself!

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Stop selfing yourself!
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"Please don't self hinmself Thank's."

Seen in a shop.

Well, you can't take it with you

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Well, you can't take it with you
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Please keep chair on position & keep table cleaned after dying. Thanks for your corporation.

I had a fery good time!

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I had a fery good time!
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Some engrish I found on the internet, pretty self-explanatory.