And apparently too cool for spelling too...

'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

No Horticulture program?

Irony FAIL

BECAUSE UNIVERSITY IS A DIFFICULT DECISION AND I NEED ALL THE INPUT I CAN GET

YOU STUPID CAT

Man why does school have to be so hard.