Kevin Rudd cannot into One Direction...

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- Richard Dawkins, evolutionary biologist who, among many other noteworthy career achievements, first coined the word "meme" (the Internet thanks you!).

- Stephen Hawking, no description needed, he's Stephen Motherf**n' Hawking.

- Peter Higgs, theoretical physicist after whom the Higgs boson was named.

- Brian Cox, particle physicist and ATLAS project contributor at CERN.

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- Who cares?

C'mon England, that's hitting below the belt!

"Oh, you're American? You know who else was American?"

"Hitler. Yeah, I went there."

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