Take Pride in Your Misdemeanors!

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Also, please do not use in alien environments such as Mars, Omicron-6, or that mothership from Independence Day.

Simple Directions, Complex Item

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From the submitter:

"A wishing candle is a paper balloon with a wax block you light, it goes up, and voila. You make a wish for a deceased loved one.(hot air balloon but much smaller scale) we read the instructions, but we couldn't get past number 1. Maybe if I pick option 'open'."

Don't Even Act Like You Weren't Spotting!

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I'll Be Sure to Write that Into my Will

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Babies: Stay Vigilant

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Check out more child-rearing LOLs at the new Parenting.failblog.org!

If I Cant Make Nesty, What Can I Do?

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So That's Where All My Sweet Nothings Went

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