Sorry, but causing a diplomatic incident is most definitely not on my schedule today. Thanks, though.

Pizza with shellfish doesn't sound too appetizing either.

It has a pleasant aftertaste and a rich oaky essence... but who are we kidding? You'll probably complain about those too.

I'm torn between the thorns and language. Oh well, I'll just go with person.

Can't beat a good old bowl of halogen fried gonorrhea!