Sorry, but causing a diplomatic incident is most definitely not on my schedule today. Thanks, though.
Pizza with shellfish doesn't sound too appetizing either.
It has a pleasant aftertaste and a rich oaky essence... but who are we kidding? You'll probably complain about those too.
I'm torn between the thorns and language. Oh well, I'll just go with person.
Can't beat a good old bowl of halogen fried gonorrhea!
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