I think you're speaking something that's inside of all of us, handsome mustachioed man.
Having a couch cushion filled with radioactive unobtainium isn't high on my priority list.
Let's bring in Futurama Fry for an opinion.
... her śikharas give her back problems yaar.
Hasan Minhaj is not happy with Ashton Kutcher's Popchips advertisement for many reasons. Really, he looks like he's ready to pop Ashton in the chops.
Stay with them if you're feeling lucky...