I'll take 6 to go.
These are instructions for an air-soft pellet gun I purchased years ago. These instructions are worth way more than the actual gun. "It as much fun as Sprash Mountain at Disney Rand!!!"!
According to the submitter, this shirt was found in a shopping mall in the Philippines. Given the circumstances, this could be a very good pun or pretty prime example of Engrish at work. So...
"What should I shoot him with?" ... ... ... That's Right! A Superior Gun!
--When the gun tube stem, use the plastics stick stop the thing pure drop,
--When Switch for "off", trigger be locking.
When switch for "on", trigger opening
--Firing(confirm safety sufficiently before veginning firing)