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Dictator for a Day

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Okay, Fortune Cookie, What Do You Have in Store for Me This Time?

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I swear to god, fortune cookie, if this is your way of telling me someone broke in and stole my TV, I am NOT going to be a happy camper!

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Does That Mean I am Talent?

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No, I can't be true. I am incompetence.

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WHAT? WHAT IS IT? TELL ME!!!

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Rumor Has It They'll Be From a Far Away and Mystical Land...

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... known only to us as... Canada.

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I Cannot Help You

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I can only smile wide at your misfortune!

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That's Hitting Below the Belt

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The Rust Belt, to be more specific.

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