What? No!

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What? No!
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That's almost as lame as playing football with yourself!

Okay, Fortune Cookie, What Do You Have in Store for Me This Time?

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Okay, Fortune Cookie, What Do You Have in Store for Me This Time?
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I swear to god, fortune cookie, if this is your way of telling me someone broke in and stole my TV, I am NOT going to be a happy camper!