Ahh yes, New York City. America's melting pot. America's fondue crock. America's cheese bucket. Okay I'm done.

Where's Romania, you ask? Let's consult the Encyclopedia of Idiocy to find out.

"It blows."

Prepare wiss tender roving caru.

I'm so glad this game is avariable now.

Love in the butt was rated PG for 'Pretty Good'.