We've Moved!

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Hey there Engrish fliends! It's with no small amount of sadness that I have to say we are no longer updating Engrish Funny with new content. Don't fear, however! Engrish Funny won't be closing down, so you can look through our backlog and archives for all of your funny stuff. In addition, any new Engrish content will be posted on FAIL Nation on a regular basis. Check out FAIL Nation's Engrish tag for all the newest Engrish content from now on.

Again, it's been a lot of fun, folks, and we hope you enjoyed your time here!

Comprende?

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Simple Directions, Complex Item

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From the submitter:

"A wishing candle is a paper balloon with a wax block you light, it goes up, and voila. You make a wish for a deceased loved one.(hot air balloon but much smaller scale) we read the instructions, but we couldn't get past number 1. Maybe if I pick option 'open'."

Phonetics Not Included

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I'm so glad this game is avariable now.

Otherworldly In Its Presence

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Popular in churches everywhere.

Deach Moto?

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Enlighten my IQ? Must be some motorcycle.

Excuse Me... WHAT?

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Who the hell writes these things?