Giner scallion chicken and vagetable tempura? What are you trying to sell me?

What's the matter, Turkey? CHICKEN? Bock, bock, ba-cah!!!

Let's bring in Futurama Fry for an opinion.

Happy National Chicken Dance Day, everyone (yes, National Chicken Dance Day is a thing, deal with it).

The caption: "Monolithic Beef Has Generated A Lot Of Income"

For when Chicken nuggets are too classy.