One Big American Facepalm

Favorite
One Big American Facepalm
- -

Heer in 'Murrika, we don't take kindly ta kindness, ya hear?

Stop the Presses!

Favorite
Stop the Presses!
- -

Stop everything! People are being stupid on the internet! Duty calls!

'MURIKA!!!

Favorite
'MURIKA!!!
- -

What do you get when you take a Burger King whopper and put 1000 slices of cheese on it? An extra large helping of freedom, that's what.

And heart disease, but that's another story.

U Mad Yuropoors?

Favorite
U Mad Yuropoors?
- -

"Hey Dad, what's cricket?"

"It's a little chirpy bug."

"No, I mean the other kind of cricket."

"What other kind of cricket? Are you retarded, son?"