"But-a Mario! Andres Iniesta is-a so clutch! And Xavi ees a weezard around-a midfield! What can-a we do?"

"One-a word, Luigi. Balotelli!"

Also, Germany would like to have a word with you.

Even Mama France has stop signs that say "Stop!" Seriously!

This amazing time lapse video portrays the constant shift of European political boundaries over the last thousand years. Who knows what will happen in the future?

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They have the weed right?