Tame your thirst, dude. Clearly not trying to start anything...
weird
Do you have a specific partner in mind already, because whomever made these incredibly niche dating sites sure as hell did. Sure, maybe a few of these will make sense, but what about Sea Captain Date? Because that's some non sequitur nonsense right there.
Yes, I'm well aware. We're dealing with a whole lotta weirdness let loose to run around. Where to start and where to end? We've got the ex-Disney Channel Star Ms. Bella Thorne element of this which is uncomfortable enough already, and then you factor in her need to not only tweet a dick pic, but claim it's not her ex-boyfriend's? Yo, this shitness screams seven kinds of emotionally trainrekt.
Not even sure where to begin with these acts of insanity that defy all rhyme and reason. Don't proceed unless you feel like getting strangely aroused by a crazy mix of FAIL meets miraculously executed acts.
