Dating Dispatches: San Francisco Man Won't Stop Handing Out His Sperm

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Dating Dispatches: San Francisco Man Won't Stop Handing Out His Sperm
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This guy has fathered 14 children in the last year through free sperm donations to women he meets online. He says it's a public service to women who can't afford sperm banks. We say it'll be a problem when a good chunk of the Bay Area population is related through this guy.

The Death Sock

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The Death Sock
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I wonder if Darth Vader ever uses his force choke for this?