You know what cats like other than BDSM pr0n? Valentine's Day! Why? Because we're promoting our Valentine's Day Content today!

We weren't sure what our lovely readers look like exactly, so we got our Art Department to do a composite sketch for us, at the end of the video! Happy Happy Valentine's Day!

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The Dating Fails Team

Starting this Monday, February 13, we;re gonna be changing some things up around here.

– Less clutter! We're removing a lot of the buttons and stuff around posts to streamline the sites, so you can get straight to the funny stuff without straining your poor, tired (and may we say, lovely) eyes.

– Voting buttons will no longer appear on the homepage. If you like something, you can either "Post It to Your Cheezburger" (either your Favorites or your Cheezburger site), or share it on Facebook.

– Voting on the front page isn't gone forever. We're just working on a (super-secret!) better way to do it. In the meantime, you can still vote on the Vote page.

That's all for now, we hope you'll be excited about the changes as we are. Go and share the news with somebody special!

The learned scholars of Know Your Meme take the scientific approach to the dreaded friend zone.

This is Michael. Michael is pretty much the greatest badass ever, and here's why.