Right, a "Massager"

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It's A Multi-Purpose "Paperweight"

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Hm... a 12-inch, floppy silicone "paperweight"? I do not think that word means what you think it means.

It'll Be So Difficult to Trust Again

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If They're Cold or Nervous, They Become a Vibrator

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The Only Energy Will Be From the People Running Away From You

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Can I Borrow Your Used Batteries for Two Minutes?

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