Okay, 1) a relationship between an illiterate tween and a grammar nazi would never last long anyway, 2) I find it interesting that the grammar nazi doesn't care so much about punctuation, as the ex gf has missed several commas and apostrophes, 3) so the ex gf was in her boyfriend's house without his being there? Otherwise she would have just told him right away in person instead of by text. How strange.

Here's what the husband wrote for the ad:

Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!

This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".

A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ.

This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.

As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.

This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.

Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMOKlXfXn50

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What do you think? Did this plan go too far?