You Could Just Communicate Just Normal People

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Because handling your conflict like functioning adults is overrated.

Breaking News: Patrick Bateman Is Real (And Dating)

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Remember the tirade of an email from "Mike" that we featured last week? We now have reason to believe that it was written by none other than American Psycho's Patrick Bateman. See for yourself.

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