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I've always wanted to lie naked in the middle of a major metropolitan thruway, so that if I stayed there long enough Google maps would eventually update their pictures through their satellites and I would be able to say that my penis can be seen from space.

"Ooooh, yeah, then I'm gonna poke those weird pouches beneath it, yeah. With my finger."

For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Someone took our challenge on. Have to say, a lot more penis that I was expecting. That poor, poor woman's head.