From: Cracked

I figured any profile with photos of a beautiful woman would get a few messages from men whose boners were willing to overlook her personality. The captions on her photos were just as draped in red flags as her profile was, so there's no way they were totally clueless as to how awful she is, but sure, I figured, maybe she'd get a couple of messages a day from people with especially low reading comprehension.

She got 150 messages in 24 hours.

Apparently there's some sort of contest involved in this bizarre page, and here are some of the rules.

First, you'll send @pizzahut an Instagram video or tweet @pizzahut a Vine tagged #CommitToGreatness by Feb 21st. Tell us your most creative proposal idea. Ninjas? Unicorns? Professional babies? Don't let reality hold you back. Let your Greatness flag fly. It'll feel good.

We'll contact the three (3) most creative suitors via Twitter or Instagram, and take you on a trip to get to know you better.

If we decide you're The One, we'll surprise you with the Greatest Proposal Ever. Obviously, that means free pizza for life.