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It Was Right There All Along!

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Oh Yea, Show Me That Nozzle

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More water, OH YEA.

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Sex Ed

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I'm the King of the Lonely!

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I'll paint me like one of my French girls.

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It Seems So Easy When You Put It That Way

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Try it the next time you go to a bar and see what happens.

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You Are Hands Down the Worst Dirty Talker Ever

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Describing what you're doing in painfully technical terms does not equate to spicing up your love life.

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I Meat You So Much

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