You Are Hands Down the Worst Dirty Talker Ever

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Describing what you're doing in painfully technical terms does not equate to spicing up your love life.

It's Becoming a Real Problem

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Thanks Pick-Up Line!

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You Laugh, But Sex Became REALLY Confusing After That

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Use Lots of Protection, Kids

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It's a special moment when two safes get together to make little baby safes.

I'm the King of the Lonely!

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I'll paint me like one of my French girls.

This is Way More Literal Than I Had Hoped For...

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