ice cream

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Following the punch to the face with ice cream sounds like the greatest way to avoid a lengthy mourning period I've ever heard of.

Via: checkmate3001
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"I once dated a Native American girl. She did not like it when I would eat her ice cream. This was waiting for me when I opened it up. Needless to say, I did not eat her ice cream again."