Baby, I'm Gonna Love You Like A Snowstorm

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The Most Popular Aisle At Home Depot

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I Don't Think That Book Is About What You Think It's About

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Florida, Where Men Know What to Give a Woman

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Dating Dispatches: Harry Potter Likes 'Em With Some Hair Down There

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In a recent interview, Daniel Radcliffe admitted that girls whose ladyparts are completely shaven "freak me out," and that, "You have to have something, otherwise it's f-cking creepy." Sounds like he wants a landing strip for his Nimbus 2000. A soft downy place to stick his wand. A furry sheath for his Sword of Gryffindor. Yeah, you know.

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You Could Have Made a Goldilocks Joke, But Noooo...

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Dating Dispatches: Such Wasted Potential

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If you're blessed with such a unique gift, isn't it wrong not to share that gift with the world? And make seven figures off of it? Hazel Jones of the U.K. doesn't think so, as she's declined offer from adult entertainment company Vivid of a first-class trip to L.A. and a million dollars to explore all the possibilities of the twin caves in her southern hemisphere.

You know, her Double Dipper. Her Double Your Pleasure. Her Two For The Show. Her Double Trouble. Her It Takes Two. Her Thing 1 and Thing 2. Her Double Header. Her Double-O Agent. Her Pink Taco Combo Platter.

I got a million of 'em!