He just doesn't get it.

"I'm into girls but we can hangout sometime"

This sad soul is so thirsty for a date (possibly first date ever) that despite all the red flags this girl throws at him, he continues to grab at invisible straws

This text exchange has a happy ending for everyone except this mortified girl who was somehow included in her mother's sexting escapade.

"Hi mom"

Almeda Errell (71) and Gary Hardwick (now 18) were married just three weeks after meeting at Almeda's son's funeral.

Gary, who's previous girlfriend was 77, tied the not to his "dream woman" in a ceremony he arranged for just £137 in six days.

The romance was first really recognized when both sat next to each other at a Chuck E Cheese's for his aunt's daughter's birthday. From then on, they started seeing each other every night and got the blessing of most friends and family.