This is Michael. Michael is pretty much the greatest badass ever, and here's why.
So how did the Bachelor and his wife describe sex?
"There were fireworks! Fireworks!" Lowe told host Chris Harrison.
"Yeah," replied his wife. "Quick fireworks!"
The whole group got a good laugh out of the comment, with Lowe later taking to Twitter to joke about it.
"My wife thinks she's a comedian," he said.
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