Taking On the Easy Questions

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Right On

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHbYLjWEEQA

Does Not Compute

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There are several ways to interpret this answer. Choose your own adventure! Are you an optimist or a pessimist?

Optimist: You can't subtract a woman from a man, because without his woman, a man is nothing.

Pessimist: Men and women are incompatible, will never get along, and both are doomed to stunted and unfulfilled relationships.

Okay, both are kinda pessimistic, but one is much more so.

Siri-PO

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Never tell me the odds.

Oh Look, Wolfram Found a Picture of Your Mom

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