My Mummy Valentine

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Oh She Mad

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Today I learned that "foams" is slang for "shoes." I'm very white.

Romance is in the air!

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Getting "Happy Valentine's Day" Texts Today

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V-Day Spoilsport

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Over/under on how many roses it takes to get make-up sex...

Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!

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From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

I'll Butter Those Buns

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