Not this time, McGuyver.

Send up an emergency flare!

Over the top is how it's done!

And that shirt was never worn again.

Ever feeling bored on the toilet, try to aim at some pigs :-)

They tried to stick together, but they kept getting torn away sheet by sheet until there was nothing left.

Also, if you haven't caught on by this post and the one immediately before it, this site will henceforth be dedicated to poop jokes. Because you demanded it. You're welcome.