These Are Your Only Options

Favorite
text me back,comics,get less attractive
- -

Thanks, Mom

Favorite
dating,mom,parenting,relationships,text me back
- -

All of which takes place in the span of .3 seconds.

You Had To Learn the Consequences

Favorite
consequences,text me back,iPhones,alphabet,abcs
- -

What I'm Trying to Say Is That You Should Text Me More Often

Favorite
car crash,cat,dies,ignore,neurotic,text me back
- -

Thanks Mom.

Favorite
text me back,iPhones,mom
- -

Seriously, Even Carly Rae Jepsen isn't Amused Anymore

Favorite
carly rae jepsen,not amused,text me back
- -

Subtlety, Thy Name is Not You

Favorite
text me back,subtlety,not answering
- -