I don't think he likes tacos because he's Mexican; I think he likes tacos because he has a mouth and a stomach.
What I'm saying is that EVERYONE LOVES TACOS.
HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT
IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AMERICANS YOU LOVE TO EAT CHIPOTLE
BUT YOU HATE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
WE'VE GOT THE PERFECT PRODUCT FOR YOU
I'll order a hamlet grande, extra hot sauce