Looks like you weren't just her victem, you were also a victem of a lousy education! Hiyooooo!
And an ugly grudge!
And a terrible thirst for vengeance!
And a severe lack of class!
And so on.
Auto correct is warning us against Siri's advice.
From not taking the hint to propositioning with the word "bone." If he doesn't have herpes already, I'd be surprised.