Happy Valentine's Day, Poopfriend!

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From the submitter:

What can I say to my bestfriend on such a cliche day? Something that will get a rise out her. What is a BFF with a vast library of bathroom humor to do?!

ARE YOU OK?

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I think you should go to a hospital...

Siri Is Already Too Old for This Crap

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...She Still Might Give You the Extra Day

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It's a Bloodbath!

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Judging by the red around that clown's mouth and nose, he knows exactly what period sex feels like.

"Touched" Isn't Much Better

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Carbon Scare

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