Someone Needs to Shape Up

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There's Not an App For That Yet?

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Shaq-Pun-Attack

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I'm Too Sexty for This Phone

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"Phoners." That's what we wanted to call this site originally, but the Higher-Ups were all like "ewwww no we can't name it after erections, just think of the CHILDREN."

We replied "but 'boner' is a common-if-slightly-outmoded term for 'mistake' and doesn't have to refer to the male organ at all!"

But the Higher-Ups were all like "we have received your input and will incorporate it into our future decision-making processes," and of course we all know what that means.

Teste Today, Are We?

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Don't get your ovaries in a kno-- wait, that sounds lame.

Ask and Ye Shall Receive

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Emojis for the Pun Assist

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It's a good thing she likes nerds... but how much nerd can she handle?