parents

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Really? You pulled out the "you're beautiful" card just to get a slushee? "Beautiful" is what you say when you've dented the family car; when you want a slushee you say "those shoes are adorable, they look great on you!" Or something.

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By Foxie
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My mother-in-law sent these two messages to my husband. Note it was just under 24 hrs where she went from "I love you" to "You are dead to me." This is normal for her.

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By Unknown
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Seriously. We were WAY ahead of Ellen on this one. This site has actually existed for four years. You might not have heard of it before, it was pretty underground. #hipsterinternet

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