parents

acronym,ellen,parents,tv show
By Unknown
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Seriously. We were WAY ahead of Ellen on this one. This site has actually existed for four years. You might not have heard of it before, it was pretty underground. #hipsterinternet

autocorrect,oral sex,parents,swallow,swallowing
By Unknown
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Hey, we went from a post about swallows to a post about swallowing. THEMES.

beautiful,compliments,flattery,mom,parents,slushee,sucking up
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Really? You pulled out the "you're beautiful" card just to get a slushee? "Beautiful" is what you say when you've dented the family car; when you want a slushee you say "those shoes are adorable, they look great on you!" Or something.

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