My Advice: Less Caffeine and Fewer Crazy Pills

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iphone,lost,lost phone,yahoo answers
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More proof that nobody under the age of 16 needs or deserves a cell phone.

I Can't Help But Feel That It's Right Under My Nose

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lost,lost phone,obvious
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At Least You Found Your Phone?

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answered self,called self,lost phone,Rage Comics
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Oh. Well Thanks Then.

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stolen,thanks,bartender,lost phone
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I Guess It Actually Worked

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dropped,dumb,gullible,idiot,lost,lost phone
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How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?

Well Alright Then

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alright then,bear,Abe Lincoln,happenstance,lost phone
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I Was Mostly Impressed by the Magic Glowing Box

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acid,battery,drugs,found,lost phone,returned
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He's a remarkably coordinated texter for someone on three tabs of acid.