What's the lady version of getting blue-balled? Getting red-vajayed? Wait, that's something else.

I don't see what's so nasty about a napkin stained with spaghetti sauce.

Judging by the red around that clown's mouth and nose, he knows exactly what period sex feels like.

Someone should definitely make a horror/thriller movie about periods. It would have the same soundtrack as Jaws, and feature exactly the same amount of blood. Maybe more.