At this point it's probably more sensible to just send a single mass text, but hey that's just me.
Seriously, does Apple HAVE to add the signature "sent from my iPhone" everywhere you post something with your phone? It makes even the people who don't brag about their smartphone all the time look like douche canoes.
Remember: She's just a phone.
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